Inappropriate pick up lines

Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You look like my mom!
55.20 % 12 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
Wow! Are those real?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
Pick up lines for

Special pick up lines