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Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
What color is your shit?
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I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Wow! Are those real?
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
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