I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.