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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
What color is your shit?
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I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Wow! Are those real?
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.
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