You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
You must be stage 3 syphilis. Cause i cant get you out of my head.