Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
I'm a neurologist, but for you I can be a gynaecologist.
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?