If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.