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You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
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