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Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
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