Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.