I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.