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Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
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