You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
You look like my mom!
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.