Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.