You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.