You are as hot as my mother.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.