Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.