Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
I want you to know that I have clean bed sheets at home.
Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?