Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.