Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!