You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.