Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
You may be a 7 but today I will treat you like a 10.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.