Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.