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Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
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