I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.