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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
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