Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.