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Before you run, I'm not a freak.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
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