There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.