Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups,it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.