Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My other stick curves to the right.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!