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Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My other stick curves to the right.
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
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