Inappropriate pick up lines

Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups,it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
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