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Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
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