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Before you run, I'm not a freak.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
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Nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
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