Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
I wonder what you taste like.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.