I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.