I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!