Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
Babe, are you an elevator? Because i want to go down on you.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.