I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.