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The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
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