Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.