Inappropriate pick up lines

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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