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Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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