You're a sight for horny eyes.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.