You look a lot like my next crush.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
Hey baby, how do you like my Grand Staff?
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
You're definitely on my most wanted list!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.