I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.