I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.