Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.