They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.