They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Hey boy, if I were on a jury I'd find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!