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They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
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Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
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