My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?