I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.