Inappropriate pick up lines

Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
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