Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.