Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Babe, are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.