You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.