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Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Excuse me, do you have sex when you first meet somebody? [No.] Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
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Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
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Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
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