If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?