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You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
I love you like pigs love mud.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
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