Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I love you like pigs love mud.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.