Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Nice legs. What time do they open?
That dress would look great on my floor…
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.