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Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
I love you like pigs love mud.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
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