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My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
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You're a sight for horny eyes.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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