Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
My other stick curves to the right.