Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
When was the last time you had sex?
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.