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I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
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