Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
When was the last time you had sex?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!