Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
You're a sight for horny eyes.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.