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I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
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