Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.