Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.