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You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
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