Inappropriate pick up lines

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
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