Inappropriate pick up lines

Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
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