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Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I'm like Arsenal: I'll stay on top but I'll finish second.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
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