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You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
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Pick up line: lawyer, inappropriate
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
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