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Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
Hi, I have big feet.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you're stuck with me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
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