Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
I wonder what our children will look like.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
Is it hot in here because of man made climate shifts not seen since the extinction of the dinosaurs? Or is it just you?
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?