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The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
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You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
Are You Blood, Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
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