Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
I only unfriended you for the refriend sex.
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
You're a sight for horny eyes.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
I'm horny as fuck. Are you ready to fix that?
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!