How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?