You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
It would be great to rallentando floor with you.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...