Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body. Wanna fight?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!