Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.