Inappropriate pick up lines

Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
74.12 % 11 votes
Pick up line: inappropriate, corny
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, I'm an American Express shouldn't go home without me.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
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