My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
Do you like cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Hi, can I domesticate you?