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Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I'm hard. Are you wet?
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW.
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The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
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