Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
They call me "the fireman" because I turn the hoes on.
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!