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Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Daaamn gril. Are you a fire detector? Because you are really fucking loud and annoying.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you want to dance? Great! Because I have no seat.
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
Do you like magic? I'll have a sex with you and then you'll disappear.
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