I love you with all of my heart and genitals.
You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Babe, are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
Your ass looks lonely without my hands on it.
You dropped something! What? (Point at the ground) Your standards.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
Nice tits, mind if I feel them?
Hey Girl! I'm a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Girl, your motion for habeas corpus has been granted. Now bring that body over here.
Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?