Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my gang.
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.