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Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Let's stop delaying the inevitable. You're hot, I'm hot. Let's just f*** now.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
Do you want to dance? Great! Because I have no seat.
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
Do you like magic? I'll have a sex with you and then you'll disappear.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
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