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I like bricks, you like sand. Why don't we build a relationship?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
Hey! Are you the railgun? Cause I can feel a spark.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
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Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
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