So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?
I just check my schedule and I'm pretty sure, I can get your pregnant by tonight.
With a great penis comes great responsibility.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.