Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
My other stick curves to the right.
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? [No] Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
Oh your on your period? That's ok babe Pirates aren't afraid to sail the Red Sea.