Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.
Your eyes are drinking me in, is the rest of your body thirsty?
Wanna help me cheat on my wife?
I don't play guitar but I'm sure love to plug your G string.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.