This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
All the other girls are just rough drafts.... But I think you are the FINAL COPY!!
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
When was the last time you had sex?
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
I wonder what you taste like.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.