I have a flute you can blow.
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.