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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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