Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
Damn girl you smell good, what is that... McDonald's?
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
Girl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket? Cause I'm digging that ass!"
Do you work at Subway? Cause you made me a foot long.
Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause that ass is calling me.
There are going to be 7 planets left after I destroy your anus.