Hey, you are even prettier than in your Facebook profile picture.
You are as hot as my mother.
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
Do you want to dance? Great! Because I have no seat.
There are many black holes in our galaxy but I wanna know only yours.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
I'm a neurologist, but for you I can be a gynaecologist.
Do you like magic? I'll have a sex with you and then you'll disappear.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.