Lower your expectations and let's begin.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?
Do you like the band 7 Seconds? Cuz that's how long I last, baby.
Babe, I didn't forget about you, how bout if I call you up this September?
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?