Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Are your legs tired? Because you're really fat.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?