Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
My bologna has a first name.
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
Are you from Japan because I'd like to get in japanties.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
With guns like these who needs a phaser?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I have only three months to live...