Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.