Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
You are as hot as my mother.
Dang baby, are you flatulence? Because despite my best efforts you slipped out while I was using the bathroom.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.