You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
So, I see you eat with utensils. Well, I've got one that I'm just dying to put in your drawers.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.