You look fabulous! [pause] For your age.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
You're hotter than donut grease.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
Band uniforms can be so uncomfortable, so you should probably take yours off.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Before you run, I'm not a freak.