Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?
I have a flute you can blow.
My ex-girlfriend used to call me Goldfinger.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.