Even though there's no ball game on tonight, ill still be slamming something out of the park.
Girl is your name baseball, cause I just want to hit it.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.