Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I need to pour milk on you so you'll be part of my complete breakfast.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Before you run, I'm not a freak.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
Did you fart? Because you blew me away.