Inappropriate pick up lines

Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
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