You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
That outfit is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I'd be cumming too.
Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted!?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Lower your expectations and let's begin.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
I see you have a dog collar. Will you be my bitch?