If you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I'd be in and outta you all day.
If you're advertising, I'm buying!
From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.
Mine is bigger than his. Want proof?
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Baby, I'm an American Express love...you shouldn't go home without me.
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.