Pardon me, I don't mean to make a pass, but you must be leavin' the country if you're packin' that much ass.
Did you fall down from heaven? Because it looks like you've experienced some sort of trauma to your face.
Are you trash? Because I don't really want to take you out but I will to appease my mother.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
You look a lot like my next crush.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
These voices in my head that have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?