Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!
I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.