How many expensive seafood dinners would it take for you to be my personal bedroom acrobat for many years to come?
If the coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?
Is it a gleam in your eyes or light just shine through your dumb head?
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You smell like a trash so can I take you out?
I can already tell, we have a lot in common. We're both ugly, we're both single; you should give me your number.
You're everything I thought I never wanted in a girl.
You're really not hot enough to get away with being this boring.
Did something bad happen to you or are you just naturally ugly.
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first?