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You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
My wife doesn't understand me.
Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I just want something quick to fill a gap, let's hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I miss you even when I'm not horny.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
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