Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
I love you like pigs love mud.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.