You must have a preventative maintenance routine, because your face hasn't degraded one bit!
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
You should join the circus.(Why?) So you can learn to juggle my balls all day.
We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.