Inappropriate pick up lines

Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, inappropriate
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
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