Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?