It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.