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The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
I wonder what you taste like.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
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[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
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