May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.