Inappropriate pick up lines

Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
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