It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to have good sex? [No!] Well then come to my place!
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.