You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
I love you like pigs love mud.
Don't believe the rumours you've heard...the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!