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Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
I wonder what you taste like.
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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