Inappropriate pick up lines

Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
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