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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
Hi, I have big feet.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
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