Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.