Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
You know – our teenage kids would be smoking hot.
Hi, I have big feet.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
I love you, I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.