I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
Are you a mechanic? Because you should be screwing me…
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.