Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me couple blows!
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
I wish you'd given me herpes so I'd have a reason not to miss you this much.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
You look familiar, have we had sex before?