I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Want to see my Hard Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.