Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!