Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Are you on "America's Most Wanted?" Because you're at the top of my list.
Hi, I have big feet.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.