If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I wonder what our children will look like.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
That dress would look great on my floor…
Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise cocks.