You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You're like my own personal brand of heroin.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.