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Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
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