I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.
I just wanna let you know how beautiful you are and was wondering if you could buy me a drink?
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?