My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
Those are very heavy can I hold them for you?
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.