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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
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Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
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