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Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
I wonder what our children will look like.
How about me and you go play dress up, I'll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!
That dress would look great on my floor…
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Hello are you married? [Yes.] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
Nice legs. What time do they open?
Do you know what is the difference between conversation and sex? No? Don't you want to go to my home and talk about it?
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