Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
As long as i have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me.
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?