Inappropriate pick up lines

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
77.35 % 28 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
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