Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.