With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?