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Based on my research, as soon as I saw you I concluded that we'd be heading back to either your place or mine.
You look like you'd be fun to sit next to in bed with while we both stare at our phones.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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I wonder what our children will look like.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
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