I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
Why don't you take a look at my briefs?
I can't wait for you mom to say, "He/She could do better..." after meeting me.
Fell free to use my face as a mechanical bull.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.