You have such a nice smile! I haven't seen any... for at least two hours.
How interested are u in sitting on my face?
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Do you like heavy metal? Cause I can teach you how to scream.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
They're called eyebrows because my eyes are browsin' that fine ass.
My drives aren't always long and straight...but I can show you what is!
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
I'd like to be one of the unhealthy things you pust inside your body this weekend.