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Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore. Because you've already swept me off my feet.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, inappropriate
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, inappropriate
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