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If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...really close...
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, inappropriate
I wonder what our children will look like.
Baby, I want to squeeze my hardware into your softwear without having to worry about getting a virus.
Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
79.61 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
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