Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
OMG! You have beautiful eyes.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?