Excuse me, why are you so sexy?
You are hotter than Sriracha.
OMG! You have beautiful eyes.
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Girl, let's go invisible.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Do you like this t-shirt? It's made out of girlfriend material.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, Girl, I wanna eat your meat taco.