It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?