OMG! You've really nice fingers.
Id I make a smoothie, will lesbians come to my yard? Because milkshakes bring the boys and I don't want that.
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
So you're still Straight? Have you met me?
Hi can I buy you that book? (No.) You're right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Is your period coming up because your boobs look great.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Excuse me, why are you so sexy?