There's not enough batteries in the world to be satisfied by your beauty.
Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
I like you, you like me. Let's get together and not make a family.
I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
Lesbi honest about how terrible men are.
Hey, baby. Can I be your Mrs. Right? (Who cares if we're still young? It only means we get to spend more time together.)
Do you like pussy? Because I've two cats back home.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?