Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
Tell me, What color the dress is...
If we vote opposite on November 2nd, can we still be friends?
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
What is the best compliment you've ever received so I know how to flatter you in the future?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
I may have captured your soul, but you've captured my heart.