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My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
What would you rather have from me? A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie? B. Meaningful intelligent conversations? C. Multiple orgasms?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Do you like porn? Would you be interested in watching porn on my flat screen mirror?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, cute, dirty
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, clean, corny
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
80.64 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, tinder
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
80.46 % 25 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, funny
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
79.76 % 24 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean, cute
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