My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
What would you rather have from me? A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie? B. Meaningful intelligent conversations? C. Multiple orgasms?
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.