You have the best hair in this bar.
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?
If I ask you to coffee, drinks, or a movie which would you be most likely to say 'yes' to?
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
I'm going to Walmart tomorrow. You want me to pick you up anything?
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?