I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
Burger King isn't the only thing that is king-sized.
Hey! What kind of music do you listen to?
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
If I was my dick, will you suck it? (no) Oh you like dirty dicks then?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
This may seem corny but you make me horny.
What does coffee and pussy have in common?