Your body is like 80% water and I'm thirsty.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
Game of hide the sausage?
You need to help me. I'm new to town and I keep getting lost...in your eyes.
How do I tell my dog he was adopted?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?