What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
You have the best hair in this bar.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Are you ready to talk, gorgeous? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.
I'm curious: what does an angel put on her resume?