I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
When are you going to take me to dinner and buy me fancy things?
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Which Disney Channel Original Movie is your all time favorite?
Are you ready to talk, gorgeous? I can only take so much flirting from a distance.