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Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Let's go do something fun.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
So how does this work? Are we married now?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, nerdy
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, clean
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
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Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
When was the last time you had sex?
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