I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.