I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
Do you want to take up a new hobby with me? We dress up as pirates, go to local lakes, and plunder people's boats.
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
It's like an angel came by and took me to heaven, 'cause when I stare in your eyes it couldn't be better.