I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles. And, even further for that thing you do with your tongue.
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
What's one thing you wish that you owned but you don't?
Please forgive me for not messaging you for ___hours. I was texting all my friends a photo of you and asking them how I should start a conversation with a complete smokeshow.
Why do you insist on taking pictures of brunette models you find online and making these fake tinder accounts? Seriously bro, I'm onto you.
You have the best hair in this bar.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.