I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
You'll never love yourself half as much as I love you.
Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out!
I know this profiles fake but can I get the name of the model you used for your pics.
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Let's go do something fun.