Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine...
What does coffee and pussy have in common?
Were you an N'SYNC or a Backstreet Boys fan? How will we raise the kids?
Are you made mostly of sedimentary rock? Because you're gorge.
Tell me, What color the dress is...
If we vote opposite on November 2nd, can we still be friends?
My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I'll make an exception for you.
Swear to drunk I'm not God...just intoxicated by you.
Team Jennifer or Team Jolie?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?