You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
Wanna be pen pals?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I am more interesting than you can possibly imagine.
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
So how does this work? Are we married now?