Quick: The Notebook or Sleepless in Seattle?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
So you're into sexting?
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.