I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
If you come across someone you know on Tinder, what's your protocol? Left or right?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
Want to go talk about where we went to college and what we "do" over overpriced beer?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Where do astronauts hang out?
Big spoon or small spoon?
What would you rather have from me?
A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie?
B. Meaningful intelligent conversations?
C. Multiple orgasms?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.