If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
I like a man that can fulfill my wishes.
I have 4% battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?
Well Tinder says we would make beautiful kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we start working on the future models of America.
Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
How much does a polar bear weight? (I don't know) Enough to break the ice, hey I'm Jamie.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
What's the most embarrassing thing I'll find if I Google you?
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?