Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
So you're into sexting?
Tacos sometime? Check yes or no.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Hey, I'm looking for a ski-ball partner. You in?
Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
What sort of opener would get you to talk to me?
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.