You remind me of medusa. Because every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard.
Wanna be pen pals?
Did you know that if you hit return a bunch while texting, leave two dashes and a long bracket beneath them, you make a very happy whale? You're welcome.
Let's go do something fun.
So how does this work? Are we married now?
Wow. Your eyes are so beautiful. Are those contact lenses?
Here's your first wish, what are your other two?
If you say "squawks" backwards it sounds the same even though it's not a linguistic palindrome
If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would rather kill myself than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made with a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself.
You're too nice, stop! I'm gonna feel bad being handsy on our first date.