A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
You remind me of snow...Because you make me 8inches tall.
If you could build a ship which ship would it be? Mine would be a relationship.
My parents were cats. Because they made me purfect.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.