A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
Are you the SAT? Cause I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 mins...with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.
To celebrate our match, I was going to get you a helium balloon...but I didn't think it would go down too well.