My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
What would you rather have from me? A. A nice date. Restaurant and a movie? B. Meaningful intelligent conversations? C. Multiple orgasms?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.
If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.
It's gonna be legend-...wait for it...(And I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!