I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give me your number.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
If we meet offline and you look nothing like your photos, you're buying me drinks until you do.
My perfect date: I pick you up in my Hyundai Sonata. You get in, there are candles lit in the car. You say, isn't that dangerous? I say, yes, but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant and have a fantastic meal. We come outside to see my car is on fire. You go, Trevor, aren't you pissed; your car is on fire! I pull out a bag of marshmallows and say nah I knew this was going to happen. Then I kiss you in front of my burning car.