I seem to have lost my hesitation with talking to strangers online, can I borrow some of yours?
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.