I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
By far the prettiest girl I've seen on Tinder.
I would do fifty shades of bad things to you.
So it says you're less than a mile away… I think destiny's trying to say something.
We're gonna look back at this app in 20 years and tell our kids our story. Then can follow up later with.. But first we need to make our story, starting with your number.
I don't normally give out compliments to girls I just meet but you have great taste in men.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
What's your favorite place to be touched?
Do you want to see my best pick up line? _________________________________
Your mouth says, 'Shields up!' but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'