Sorry for all of the gross messages you probably get here.
Dogs or cats? There is only one right answer.
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Favorite pick up line. GO!
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y?
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.