I'm a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.