Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
I hope you're down for an adventure. I found an old canoe in my parents garage last weekend that we can use to sail around the world. It's got a couple holes in it but if we take turns bucketing the water out we should make it to the horn of Africa by the end of the month. What do you say?
Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.
If I was your boyfriend I'd never let you go, I can take you places you haven't ever been before.