Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
Roses are red, So are your lips. You should sit on my face and wiggle your hips...
What was the most random class in college you ever took and secretly were super into?
'Hej' is 'Hi' in Danish. (And you learn something new every day.)
You seem really funny and I like people who make me laugh.
I don't know who you are. I don't knw what you want. If you are looking for a hook up, I can tell you I do not want that. But what I do have are a very particular set of skils, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a delight for people like you. If you hate my icebreaker, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you do, I may ask you to coffee.
Why hello there gorgeous. So when did you decided to grace the human race with such a beautiful face?
Did you know polar bears weigh about 900 lbs? So they actually only weigh enough to break the ice if it's 4.8 inches thick.
Quite honestly you're pretty much my exact type of girl. I don't wanna waste time chit chatting, give
me your number.