Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
Favorite pick up line. GO!
A list on the internet told me saying hi was boring, but I still want to say hi to you. So...hi.
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
Can I tell you something I've never told anyone else before? I'm pretty sure my right foot is a solid 0.15 inches longer than my left one and it makes me super insecure.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?