You have the best hair in this bar.
You know what? If you were a booger, I'd definitely pick you first.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Do you believe in love at first swipe?
We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.