Your bio says you're not here for one night stands...Wanna try a two night stand by any chance?
In a little more than 24 hours...I'm getting married.
What's the number one thing on your bucket list?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
How many fingers are too many?
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
Hey, want to get blueberry pie and make out?
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Your wish is my command.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.