Hey girl, I saw you on Tinder.
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
Shut the door, turn off the light, I want to be with you.
When I get sad, I stop being sad. And I am awesome instead. True Story.
Do you think love is a real thing?
We can tell our kids that we met because I accidentally stole your yellow umbrella...
In the words of a 2002 Budweiser commercial, wassup?